I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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