and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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