He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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