happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
