normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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