she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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