Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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