did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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