I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she was so not down for the gang bang
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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