Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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