She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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