Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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