yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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