what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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