Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
