break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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