they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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