hotel room ftw
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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