I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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