So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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