I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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