it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We left the knife in your bed.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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