There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
MIDGETS
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Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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