Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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