yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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