And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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