You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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