we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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