It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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