are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
