I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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