i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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