are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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