Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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