she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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