Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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