The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We talked him into tasing himself.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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