i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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