After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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