this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You took a bar mat shot.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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