it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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