Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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