i just had sex bonerless
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
As shirtless as possible
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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