Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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