Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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