It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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