That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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