your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
this must be what syphilis tastes like
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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