I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i dont even know how to be here
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
