remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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