oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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