I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Randomize