I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
