I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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